If I Could Talk to the Animals

"Fooood. Nooooow!"

That was what my cat, Muffin, used to say. Well, at least that was what it sounded like to me. Muffin was my darling.

Muffin

She made it 20 years before succumbing to "old age". She is now under the bird bath in the back yard; an area we commonly call the "Muffin bed". Full of "piss and vinegar", I often referred to her as the longest relationship I've had with a female - who wasn't family. Now that she is gone, my wife has a chance to beat her record. A very vocal cat, Muffin would sit as the "alpha female" of the house; many times climbing in between my wife and I, with my lap as her goal. She would then look at my wife with an expression that said, "I got him. He's mine."



The Muffin Bed

Can animals talk? Often we say that one of the things that divides us from them is our ability to speak; to say "I think, therefore I am" has just as much value as to think it. But just because we don't understand them, does that necessarily mean they can't speak? Studies with dolphins show communication ability, and some primates have learned to communicate through sign language. So, can they talk?

"Fooood. Nooooow!!"

I took French in high school. Two years worth. At the beginning I was pulling in A's and B's. By the end of the second year I barely passed the course with D's and F's. Each time we learned a verb, we learned a new way of using them, and each time I got more lost. This wasn't just an issue with French either. As part of my Radioman training in the Navy, I took a Morse Code class. If I remember correctly, I was able to send 15 words per minute and receive 22 at the end. I even finished the self-paced course 15 days ahead of the norm. Months later, during military exercises onboard ship, I could feel my blood pressure rise as I struggled to remember ANYTHING. All that to say that language and I don't get along too well.

Yet, the concept of understanding animals and, more importantly, each other, intrigues me.

What a pretty girl!

And now, a little "J.P.-ology": Genesis 2:18-20 (NKJV)

And the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.” Out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them. And whatever Adam called each living creature, that was its name. So Adam gave names to all cattle, to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field. But for Adam there was not found a helper comparable to him.

According to the above, God brought each animal to Adam so he could name them. Not only that, but the context implies that Adam was being presented possible companions. It's not really a companion if you can't communicate. Which means that the animals were able to talk. He was a regular "Dr. Doolittle".

Later, in Genesis 11:1-9 (NKJV)

Now the whole earth had one language and one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar, and they dwelt there. Then they said to one another, “Come, let us make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They had brick for stone, and they had asphalt for mortar. And they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, and a tower whose top is in the heavens; let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be scattered abroad over the face of the whole earth.”

But the Lord came down to see the city and the tower which the sons of men had built. And the Lord said, “Indeed the people are one and they all have one language, and this is what they begin to do; now nothing that they propose to do will be withheld from them. Come, let Us go down and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.” So the Lord scattered them abroad from there over the face of all the earth, and they ceased building the city. Therefore its name is called Babel, because there the Lord confused the language of all the earth; and from there the Lord scattered them abroad over the face of all the earth.

The above is the account of the Tower of Babel (yes, the same "Babel" that Douglas Adam's "babel fish" is inspired from). Before I comment, I want to tie the above passage to another:

Acts 2:1-12 (NKJV)

When the Day of Pentecost had fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven, as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled the whole house where they were sitting. Then there appeared to them divided tongues, as of fire, and one sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.

And there were dwelling in Jerusalem Jews, devout men, from every nation under heaven. And when this sound occurred, the multitude came together, and were confused, because everyone heard them speak in his own language. Then they were all amazed and marveled, saying to one another, “Look, are not all these who speak Galileans? And how is it that we hear, each in our own language in which we were born? Parthians and Medes and Elamites, those dwelling in Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya adjoining Cyrene, visitors from Rome, both Jews and proselytes, Cretans and Arabs—we hear them speaking in our own tongues the wonderful works of God.” So they were all amazed and perplexed, saying to one another, “Whatever could this mean?”

The above, celebrated in Christian churches on Pentecost Sunday, is what I like to call the Inverted Babel. In the Genesis account, we have one language being divided into many. In Acts we have many being pooled together as one.

Question: Did God, in Genesis, actually take one language and divided it into many? Well, it may not really matter, but I believe that He didn't. I believe that He lifted our ability to understand each other. See, back in Genesis chapter two, Adam could understand the languages of ALL of the DIFFERENT animals. What happened? After the Fall (see Genesis chapter three), when the Glory of God lifted (which is the reason that at first Adam and Eve were naked and unashamed, and after they had sinned, when that Glory was lifted off of them, that they saw that they were naked. They were naked the whole time - just didn't know it.), the ability to understand the animals was also lifted. Whether or not the snake was a real snake or not, Eve DID have a conversation with it.

At Pentecost we see a two-fold miracle: the normally emphasized "speaking with other tongues", and the less emphasized "WE HEAR THEM speaking in our own tongues". There was a blessing on both the speakers AND the hearers. God did not take many languages and combine them into one. He gave them the understanding.

Going back to the animals, in the book of Numbers we have the account of Balaam's donkey talking to him (Numbers 22:21-33). Again, I believe that his donkey ALWAYS spoke - in donkey, not Hebrew - and God gave Balaam the "opportunity" to understand him.

As you read through the New Testament you find that things like the topic above are given to us as a taste of what is to come. That is why, even after Pentecost, we don't understand each other - including the animals. But we will. I believe that. Most likely, not until we are in Heaven. If you only spoke Mandarin, and I English, when we get to Heaven, you will understand me (as though I was speaking in Mandarin) and I will understand you (as though you were speaking English). We won't, all of a sudden, all speak the "same" language, but we will understand each other.

And that includes Muffin.

Muffin's favorite position

"Who turned on the lights?!?"

Muffin's last days

© Emittravel 2013

. . . Or Press "3" for Annoying

This is sort of a sequel to the blog topic 'Press "2" for Polish' that I wrote about a year ago. The reason for it? Today, November 6, 2012, is election day here in the United States. Not only do we get to chose our next President (okay, THAT is another topic in itself - "Why You Don't Chose The President"), but we also get to vote for various elected officials, tax levies, etc. And that means voter ballots.

For me, the ballot was three long, double-sided pages. I got to read the item presented and then fill in the appropriate oval with a black pen, designating my choice/decision. The ballot was then fed into a double-sided scanner. And you know what? The ballot could have been half the size. Why? Because half of the ballot was in Spanish. Again, as I said in 'Press "2" for Polish', we are a largely Eastern European family here in my neighborhood. Though there are individuals where Spanish is the language of their roots, it doesn't seem to be prominent here.

Now, what follows may really annoy some of you. But as I state in my blog bio, get thicker skin. My intention is not to offend, but offences do come.

Up until several years ago, if you came to live in this country, and wanted to make something of yourself, you would learn the English language. For well over two hundred years, this has been the norm. People from all over the world, and backgrounds and cultures completely foreign to each other, came here, learned the English language, and made something of themselves. I admit, sometimes it was the second generation immigrant who really mastered the language, but not exclusively. When I was in the Navy, I would meet people in other countries who were so proud of their ability to speak English. And they WEREN'T living HERE!

So what happened? Why the shift to everything being in both English and Spanish? Sure, there are theories out there that sound "reasonable", but you know what? I'm thinking that the reason for the push for Spanish is that there is a belief by various individuals and groups in this country that Spanish-speaking people are too stupid to learn English, and therefore must have everything in their language. Understand, I don't personally think that is true. I'm thinking that learning English is easier today than ever - just look at all of the technological advances in education formats. But I can't help but believe that this MUST be a (viable) reason for the dual-language phenomenon over the last several years. And if I were you, I'd be VERY annoyed and insulted by that.

Of course, there IS the whole voter block thing . . . but that is for another blog topic . . .

© Emittravel 2012

Press "2" for Polish

I voted today. Yup. Got the sticker and everything. But I walked away confused, because the ballot was in English and Spanish. Now, I have nothing against those who speak Spanish (lovely language), but I’m scratching my head over the ballot.

You see, I live in Seven Hills, OH – which is REALLY close to Parma. One of the benefits to living here is the food! Nothing like ordering a steak and getting a choice of potatoes, rice, or pierogies. That’s right: pierogies. There is a large Eastern European population in my area and the menus reflect it. Funny, the voting ballot – or Lowes for that matter – doesn’t reflect that. The local Lowes home improvement store has signs in both English and Spanish, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone speaking Spanish there. Polish, yes. But Spanish? Ninguno.

I don’t hear the Polish people complaining that they don’t have signs or ballots in their language. Why? Because they ALSO speak English. No disenfranchisement there!

So, would someone explain to me why we pay more to have things printed in two languages?

© Emittravel 2011